THE BERNIE TIMESBERNIE IS THE MEME
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EVENING EDITIONVol. I · No. 1
THE BERNIE TIMES
ELYSIUM · 99901Price: 1 HYPE
Wednesday, November 11, 2026All the meme that's fit to printWeather: one (1) cloud, angry man

EXCLUSIVE Musk weighs in

BERNIE IS THE MEME

Local man yells at cloud. Cloud says nothing. The internet says everything. Now the whole thing is a token on Elysium, and it is called $BERNIE.

"Bernie is the meme"
- Elon Musk, on X, Nov 11, 2026
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Newspaper clipping: Old man yells at cloud
Photo: a citizen, mid-yell. The cloud, pictured top left, could not be reached.

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Page A2 · The Story

How one headline became the meme

It started, as the best stories do, with an old man and a cloud. He raised a fist. He opened his mouth. Somebody took a picture, and the picture landed on the front page under four words the internet has never let go of: Old Man Yells At Cloud.

For decades the clipping has been the universal reply to anyone shaking a fist at the sky. Then, on November 11, 2026, Elon Musk quote-posted the frame with a verdict of his own: "Bernie is the meme."

The newsroom went quiet. The presses started. $BERNIE is that edition: a community meme coin printed on Elysium, the chain where gas is paid in HYPE. No roadmap, no promises, no cloud was harmed. Just the headline, the fist, and everyone who ever wanted to yell back.

Filed by the $BERNIE desk. Corrections: none, the cloud started it.

Sunday Funnies

The Bernie Strip

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1Old man shaking his fist at a cloud on a suburban lawn
9:02 AM. The cloud appears. He has notes.
2Old man yelling at a glowing phone
9:14 AM. Discovers the cloud also has a timeline.
3Old man in a rocking chair yelling at a green chart on a laptop
11:30 AM. Yells at the chart. The chart goes up. Coincidence?
4Halftone newspaper print of the yelling old man
4:00 PM. Front page again. He would like to speak to the editor.
5Old man in sunglasses holding a gold coin in front of a cheering crowd
6:45 PM. A crowd forms. Everyone is yelling now.
6Old man riding a rolled newspaper rocket toward the moon
11:59 PM. Above the clouds. Finally, nobody to yell at.

Reader Participation

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Page B1 · Classifieds

How to buy $BERNIE

Four steps. No cloud required. $BERNIE lives on Elysium (chain ID 99901), and gas is paid in HYPE.

01

Get an EVM wallet

Rabby, MetaMask or any EVM wallet. Add the Elysium network with chain ID 99901. Your seed phrase stays in your head, not on a cloud.

02

Get some HYPE

HYPE is the gas on Elysium. Pick it up on Hyperliquid or any exchange that lists it.

03

Bridge to Elysium

Move your HYPE onto Elysium so you can pay for the swap and the gas. Keep a little extra for later yelling.

04

Swap on Uniswap

Open Uniswap, paste the $BERNIE contract address from this page, and swap HYPE for $BERNIE. Then go outside and yell at something.

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NetworkElysium
Chain ID99901
Gas tokenHYPE
Explorerelysium.kinetiq.xyz

Page C1 · Markets

The Bernie Index

Chart goes to press with the CA. The DexScreener chart prints here the moment the contract is live on Elysium.

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Page D1 · Photo Desk

The meme archive

Click any print to blow it up. Arrow keys work. Save the ones you like and post them everywhere.

Do It Yourself

Print your own headline

Type it, print it, post it. The old man yells at whatever you put on the front page.

Last Page · Join Us

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